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>THE RETURN OF THE JELLYBUNS.<

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

3:38 PM ● excitement and despair, two poles.

(dramatic ambience)

finally, something in my life has given me hope!

no more pits of despair, and such.

you shall now hear laughter equivalent to the noise level of hundreds of elephants trumpeting.

can you hear it?

great.

now, i, the very happy one, (at this moment of time)

shall reveal what i'm so happy about!

behold.

(pauses for dramatic effect)

the future of my allowance has arrived!

$200 per month.

12 hours per month.

3 hours per week.

1.5 hours per two days, (tues, thurs)

thus counting,

$16.67 per hour!

to..

give..

tuition!

of sorts actually.

it's not exactly tuition,

apparently the son doesnt want the mom to engage a tutor,

but the mom's worried,

thus the mom engages a tutor anw, (parents.)

but however, the tutor will have a secret identity!

sounds interesting so far?

great.

the tutor shall "tutor" or rather, "act"

as a family friend who comes over to "study" together with the kid!

aka, i'll have nothing much to do there.

but still,

16 bucks per hour is a great deal.

even if they're taking 50% off my first month,

it's still 8 bucks per hour for the first month!

plus, i've only got to sit around.

how bad can that get.

the solution to my previous post has arrived in the form of an outcry from a distressed parent.

however, i've got one other problem up my sleeve,

or rather,

a few other problems.

1) getting to the place.

2) what to bring. (my notes and such are w/ shuxian.)

3) what to do there! (i'm still partially lost on this)

(non-related)

4) my crushed handphone.

5) my contacts in the handphone.

now, about the story of my handphone.

it's a rather gruesome detail.

(starts dramatic effect once more)

disaster strikes.
and boy does it strike hard.
i guess i've learnt my lesson,
and never again would i do such dumb things.

something extraordinarily classic happened a few days ago,
as i was standing at the bus stop outside kallang mrt,
patiently waiting for the bus,
minding my own business.
when just out of the blue,
i slid my handphone open just to check the time.
and the terror started.

i shall describe everything in slow-mo,
just to:

a) get you interested.
b) make me sad-er (if there's such a word)
c) to make this post seem really long and educated.

my handphone's a slide phone.

i slid the screen up to see the time.

as i did that,

it slipped out of my hand,

my phone went sprawling out of reach.

my phone landed on the road.

i reached out to pick it up,

where by all crap ____ (insert your own vulgarity here) chances,

a bus rolled into the bus stop.

lucky for me, syl was there to pull me back,

if not,

who might have known what would happen to me.

i was utterly too absorbed in my handphone's fate to see the incoming bus.

and that was when my heart broke into a million pieces.

the bus' front wheels missed my handphone totally,

as i heaved a sigh of relief,

luck just couldnt strike me twice.

the back wheels ran over my handphone.

mind you,

it's not one wheel.

it's two.

two wheels,

from a ____(insert rough word) double decker bus loaded with people.

i could only watch,

as the first wheel went over it, and my battery cover flew off,

then the next wheel, my battery flew out.

want me to do it in slow-mo?

(drama mode, on.)

peril struck, as the first wheel bared it's fangs and inched closer to my innocent phone.

it crawled towards my phone,

as my mouth opened in shock of the oncoming disaster,

my voice sounded as though it was miles away,

my eyes captured every frame of that beastly first wheel touching my cover,

then going over it, as though it was nothing.

to make things worse,

it's brother came along, and with the same amount of force,

went over the rest of my phone.

causing my battery to forcefully eject from it's holder,

and land inches away.

time now went back to normal, and the ____ bus drove off as though nothing had happened.

was that dramatic enough for you?

after the whole phone-omg-under-wheel-wtheck-bleedy-bus-that-ran-over-it,

syl checked if there were any oncoming vehicles,

before running out onto the road to pick up the remains of my handphone.

guess this was the whole tragic event,

and now,

i've lost almost all my contacts,

and i'm rather sad at that.

crap.

ohwell.

got to prepare soon,

heading out for the tuition assignment.

(i've still yet to find out how to get there)

i've got this sudden urge to eat a cream puff.

dont ask me why,

i've got no idea either.

cream puff, cream puff, cream pufffffffff!

Love,
The Yellow Jellybun.