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>THE RETURN OF THE JELLYBUNS.<

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Saturday, June 27, 2009

10:53 PM ● barney is a t-rex.

i feel as though i've been trampled/sat/squashed on by at least a dozen african elephants,
three zebras,
a quarter of the earth's population of whales.
i'm dead beat.

count of the day(s):
two cans of Nescafe latte.
lasted me more then ten hours.
sang barney songs for at least over a hundred times.
4am's a wacky time.

told mom about the bbq jun was having, (in a way)
and after debating over staying the night out,
came to a conclusion that i'll be allowed out, only if i call her back every few hours.
readily agreed to that, then went to prepare.
met syl at his place, waited for him to get prepared.
ate some crabs/clams his mom was cooking while waiting,
the pepper in the clams made my nose itch badly.
crab/clams were nice.
syl came out after that, we cleared up, then went down.
took 88 all the way to pasir ris.
got lost at the interchange.
had to use the toilet at whitesands, syl helped top-up my ezlink.
thanks handsome, (smile).
bought mua-chee ($1.50) at the pasar-malam nearby.
went down to the interchange, and decided which bus to take.
finally decided upon 403. (my utter mistake).
found out that, yes,
it did take us to pasir ris park.
however.
it was the wrong area.
made a thousand apologies to syl to make him walk such a long way.
(we alighted at area 3 when the bbq pit was at area 1)
walked.
walked.
walked.
talked.
walked.
walked.
talked.
talked.
walk.
walk.
walk.
cross bridge.
walk walk walk.
saw signboard.
walked.
walked.
talked.
walk walk walk.
crossed another bridge.
saw two gays.
real gays.
got a shock.
walked slower to catch a glimpse of them.
talked.
talked about gays.
talked about seeing gays.
talked about being gay. (sounds wrong)
walked.
reached area 1.
saw pit 20.
walked walked walked.
walked to pit 5.
arrived.
saw zingzing, went over to greet him first.
while jun and the rest were all saying their hellos to syl.
took that time to look around,
counted the amount of people i knew.
zing, qiwei, syl, jun, out of the twenty odd people whom were there.
saw nsc, john and alan, but wernt that close to them.
jun announced that they had ran out of food.
and thus, the troop of us headed down to downtown east to get some stuffs.
walked quite behind the rest.
when mpi chatted me up.
started disturbing me about my height.
(i still believe i'm tall okay.)
laughed.
then introduced me to edwin.
finally, after 2 years or so of knowing edwin,
we see each other face to face.
he's tall.
ultra tall.
i admit.
tall.
and he's a year younger then i am!
that's kinda unfair.
183 he said.
crap.
the whole gang of us (at least ten people or so) went over to cheers,
couldnt find anything there.
went over to ehub's fairprice.
while the rest argued over which hotdog packet to get,
or which chicken wing packet to get,
i took a stroll around the sweets section,
was planning to get something to chew on,
to at least curb my slight hunger pang,
as well as to last me through the night,
if i were really gona stay up the whole night.
couldnt find anything much that interest me.
gave up hope.
went back to find them.
found them planning to use syl to buy alcoholic drinks.
typical jun&co.
walked around more.
went back to find them again.
found them still at the chicken wings section,
planning which packet of chicken wings to get,
think they took at least half an hour or so standing at that exact same spot.
tailed syl and alan to the toilet.
when we came back,
they were still at the chicken wings section.
what decisive people.
finally, jonie came to the rescue.
she took one pack of wings, and a tub of honey to go along.
threw them into the basket,
and then the crowd of really-decisive-people moved away from the chicken wings section.
followed syl to the payment counter.
total bill came up to 55bucks or so.
gave everyone plastic bags to carry.
then we all walked back to the pit area.
syl accidentally pushed nsc into a lamp post on the way back.
the whole lamp post shook wildly.
that brought laughers and cries of shock to all of us there.
reached the camp site, hang around people i knew, of sorts.
ate some fish which jonie had bbq-ed.
was fab.
i'm having the intention to try cooking it that way.
it was really superb.
ate 4 slices of the fish, shared some w/ syl & edwin.
hung around ben most of the time.
he wasnt in the best of moods.
wasnt feeling that dead tired till about one/two plus.
made a few trips w/ syl over to cheers to get some drinks/use toilet.
strolled around the park w/ syl and admired the night sky.
helped cook some stuffs after jonie and john left,
hotdogs mainly.
jun tried.
and failed.
his hotdogs resembled long pieces of charcoal.

weird stuffs done:
threw marshmallows into the bbq pit and watch it catch fire.
threw marshmallows into each other's mouth from afar.
threw marshmallows at each other.
threw a hotdog at someone.
made a face with butter, a hotdog, two marshmallows, satay sticks and fire starters.
made a face with anything available on the floor.
lighted the face up.
face caught fire.
tried making marshmallows catch fire.
passed.
tried making satay stick catch fire.
failed.
tried making paper plates catch fire.
passed.
jun tried cooking chicken drumlets.
failed.
i tried cooking a stick of satay.
failed.

during some point of time,
syl and i walked over to find a spot to sit down by the rocks jutting out from the beach area.
the lights shining from the cruise ships were fantastic and felt so magical against the dark night sky.
sat down and talked about cruises.
i never sat on one.
told me about his experience on one.

and also.
i guess the weirdest time of my life ever.
when it was roughly around 4 am.
i've been awake all the while.
syl and i both wondered if we were still sane.
i cracked first.
when we sat on a bench some distance away from the pit.
i propped my feet on the bench and hugged my legs.
then the insanity started.

me: (holds out two fingers and bend them repeatedly) one bunny bunny.
syl: (gives me the stare) ...
me: (holds out four fingers and bend them repeatedly) two bunny bunny!
me: (holds out six fingers and bend them repeatedly) three bunny bunny!
me: (holds out eight fingers and bend them repeatedly) four bunny bunny!
me: (holds out ten fingers and bend them repeatedly, proudly announcing) FIVE BUNNY BUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA!

moment of slience observed.

syl: omgggggg. haaahahahhahaaaa!

another incident at around the same time.

me: (holds out two fingers on both hands and place it like a t-rex) barney is a dinosaur!
me: barney! barney! barney! (bends fingers and nods head repeatedly)
syl: (omgwtheckbbq face)
me: BARNEY EVOLVE! (moves fingers onto top of head.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.
me: BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY! HAHAHAA. (bends fingers and nods repeatedly)
syl: (couldnt control any longer) L.O.L.
me: BARNEY! BARNEY! WHOOT.

outburst of laughter.

me: barney barney! (t-rex pose)
me: barney barney evolve! (on top of head)
me: barney barney barney! (base of open palms against cheeks, fluttered hand like a fish)
syl: ahahahahaaaa!
me: hahahahahahaaaa!
syl: (grabs my hands) are you alright!?
me: haha-barney-hahahaha-barney-hahahahahaaaa!
syl: OMG.
me: omg stomach-ache. LOL.
syl: LOL.

we couldnt stop laughing after that.
cause each time we tried.
i'll do the barney "3-in-1-pose-thing".
and then we'll start laughing again.
hilarious i tell you.

stayed till around six, took cab back with everyone else.
went over to syl's.
slept like logs.
lunch at LJS,
played lan for an hour or so.
walked around the area after that.
went back to catch more shut-eye.
duck rice for dinner.
sang on the way back.
from the band: A1.
ultra antique.

syl: Same old line.
me: one more time
syl: Say you're gonna be,
me: there for me
syl: Say you'll change,
me: change your ways
together: Never gonna keep your promises.

and another part:

syl: You know it doesn't turn me on
me: oooon-oooooon.
both: (laugh)
syl: You're singing that same old song
me: oooong-oooong.
both: (laugh)

and till now,
i'm crazily tired.
i've got to sleep now.
like, really sleep.

reminder: outing w/ syl, ahstar, jes, fries and zingzing.
reminder: outing w/ sexy tmr morning.

Love,
The Yellow Jellybun.